When I applied for a mortgage here in the Spring of 2003, they required me to list ALL my addresses that I had had over the last ten years. Credit reporting and such. No problem! When I spit it out the next day I was astonished! I had had 14 addresses in 10 years. I had OWNED a house in this period. And this didn’t even include my Buffalo New York apartment period! Anyway, here is what was on my app:
2003: 11818 Laurelwood Drive, Studio City, CA. Complex in the hills, ABOVE the Post Office, and looking down on the Carpenter Ave. School. What a joyous noise would ERUPT from this place every morning about 7:45 am! Just the scream and the hubbub!! Wow! Beautiful!
2002: 4444 Moorpark Way, Toluca Lake, CA, Toluca Lake Condo Row, exceptional…
2001: 10413 Riverside Drive, Complex, Toluca Lake, CA… Home of Speedo Man…
2001: The Whatever Archstone in Studio City, CA, 6 months, 450 sq. ft. studio, lots of dancers and porn stars, it’s like, HOT, I’ll let Dan and Phil tell you about it…
2001: A house in Monrovia, San Gabriel Valley, CA, owned by a total loser…
1999: 10414 Moorpark St, Toluca Lake, Ca, wood floors, a little beat down, I was offered this place at $270,000 and turned it DOWN! Ouch. The Bob Hope place.
1998: 4319 Laurel Canyon Blvd: Complex behind the Post Office. 6 months.
1997: Highland Park, Illinois, downtown, … What a beautiful place
1996: Des Plaines, Illinois… what a NOT so beautiful place…
1996: Buffalo Grove, Illinois.. is this even a PLACE?
1995: 13 East Goethe St., Chicago, Il. Gold Coast, View of The Hancock, wood floors, this was IT…
1994: Bensonville, Illinois. On a golf course, the best thing I have to say about this place is that I once saw 27 airplanes at one time flying into or out of O’hare one night.
1989-2000: 376 Westgate Rd., Kenmore/ Buffalo, NY–lost my shirt, shorts, sox, and everything else on this home…

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Forgot 7984 Carlisle Dr, Hanover Park, Illinois, 60133 which was a temporary residence as I recall!!!!!!! Hope things are going better at work. Nicole finished first year of college with honors, Danielle and Cheri still dancing like crazy, and Keith is working on a hydrogen adjunct to boost MPG and emissions on trucks. Joan is working at a bank and I am still working all the big projects for AT&T. Take care. I’ll call when I get a chance.
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