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ohhh, THAT kind of rain…

mad props to KNX 1070’s reporter Ron Kilgore for his efforts to sensationalize a rain sprinkle…

The RE election of george bush?

We didn’t really do that, did we? Can someone please explain to me how this ever happened? Sorry, I wasn’t quite able to vote that year…

High Desert Esso

This is an illustration I made this morning attempting to flush out ideas for my truck signage. Much symbolism, humor, and inside jokery going on here. Welcome to Pacoima, CA.

And while I seem to have your attention, LAFD

What is up with the “running silent” on Van Nuys Blvd. and San Fernando Road in Pacoima? I would guess that the neighborhood has axxked that you tone down the noise a bit since you run out so many times a day. Not turning your siren on until you are IN THE INTERSECTION BLOWING THROUGH [...]

The LA earthquake was so violent…

They found Hugh Hefner under a pile of hookers…
(David Letterman, July 20, 2008)
To me in the Valley it kinda felt like riding Chicago’s Orange Line past the Washington Library in The Loop.

The LAFD pinhead on the 5 this morning…

Update Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Thank you to all the Einsteins that can figure out that this is not a Chevrolet Impala. It is a Ford Crown Vic. Way to go guys, you’ve nailed me!! What happened happened! The Impala reference is simply the way a boy from Western New York State refers to a cop [...]

Cali is a smokin…

These two stunning photographs are from The LA Times this morning…

Origin, LLC

Burbank, California
2004-2006
Origin, LLC
How they could have left THE best designer in LA (ME) hanging…
One of the partner’s in this company came up to me within the first hour I was in the building on my first day and told me I was makin’ WAY to much F’ing money. How much money have you lost now, [...]

The day I kilt ol’ John Lee Hooker!!!

(June 21, 2001, Lake View Terrace, California) Oh lawd, this will take some EXplainin ta do…

(June 21, 2001, Lake View Terrace, California) Oh lawd, this will take some EXplainin ta do…
Way back in the West…a long time ago
I was at a shack… a just tryin’ to eat a taco
and these are the best tacos, in [...]

oww, this is gonna hurrrrt…

or as Letterman said Monday, it was so HOT in Los Angeles over the weekend, Lindsay Lohan checked herself into Pinkberry!!